The Water Consumptional Behaviour Poll
modeled after the Market Research lecture in WS2001/02
We (i.e., Michel Waringo and Philipp Stolka, amongst others, not so important individuals) have taken part in the "Marktforschung und Marketinginformationssysteme" lecture held by "The Führer" K. Adolphs.Having learned lots and lots of stuff about how to design questionnaires, we settled for a research project of our own, to make a major paper of it and submit it for publication.
We as an absolutely professional research group clearly recognize the participants' enduring commitment to rationally economize on their scarce resource of time as a contradictory goal of their emotional and intellectual willingness to contribute to the research question. Thus we have trimmed the questionnaire down to just two highly important, concise and astonishingly well formulated questions yielding a maximum amount of stunningly relevant information without compromising on either efficiency or efficacy.
Having debated very hard about what topic to investigate, the decision fell on researching people's consumptional behaviour with respect to water. Please take part in our short poll and help us on our way to academic recognition and towards breakthrough advances in human physiology/psychology coupling. As statistical needs dictate a minimum number of votes, the poll cannot be evaluated correctly in terms of descriptive and causal research with less than two participants. Thus, we need your help!
(If you want to support us even more, you can go through the questionnaire more than once, of course, thus enlarging the data amount significantly and speeding up the process of scientific knowledge generation!)
Answer the first question first and treat the other as a "bonus question" for good conduct.
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